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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF MicrosoftBanta had recently purchased a new computer with Microsoft Windows asthe O/S and was unhappy with the same and writes a letter to BillGates, regarding the same.Dear Mr. Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found someproblems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We requestyou to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? Ifind only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lostthe door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button,but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child has learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only oneicon which shows 'My Computer' when you will provide the remainingitems?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I usethe PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My PastDocuments'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go aftermy office hours.

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates butyou are selling WINDOWS?

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